People You’ll See In Hell

Matthew E. Puhl, web developer extraordinaire, has written to People You’ll See In Hell yet again. Apparently upset that we revealed his request for our removal of Brenda Thiel’s story from People You’ll See In Hell, Matthew Puhl (which, I hear, is Eskimo for “Bitch”) has again graced us with his thoughtful voice.

Hello,

I see you posted the email I had sent you on your website, including my business name and email address. I’m writing to request that at the very least you remove the business name and email address from your webpage. Interactive Web Design is my business; I started almost five years ago with just one client and have worked very hard to build it into a career with a diverse clientele.

Hey, do you remember Mark Goudeau, the serial killer who was found guilty of raping and killing those women in Maricopa County?

Well, it looks like Mark Goudeau and 38-year-old Trent Christopher Benson, pictured here to the left with a delicious cup of coffee in a decorative Warner Brothers mug, had something else in common other than the county that they lived in.

They both liked to kill and rape.

And really, who doesn’t? Come on, you know you want to live the life of a viking.

Uh-oh. Lori Drew is in trouble now.

Lori Drew has been indicted for her role in the deception of 13-year-old neighbor Megan Meier, who hanged herself after Lori Drew’s creation, a cute “boy” who was communicating with Megan Meier via MySpace, roughly rejected her via e-mail.

Back in January of 2008, People You’ll See In Hell mentioned that federal charges were possible for good ol’ Lori Drew.

Well.

On the 15th of May, 2008, a federal grand jury in Los Angeles indicted 49-year-old Lori Drew on one count of conspiracy and three counts of accessing protected computers without authorization to obtain information to inflict emotional distress. Federal officials were able to get involved because MySpace is based in Beverly Hills.

Hey, do you remember that Anthony Merino guy?

Anthony Merino was that lab tech that was caught in the act by a security guard who came across Mr. Merino having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in a hospital morgue.

Well, he’s cut a deal with the prosecutors and pled guilty to desecration of human remains.

While Anthony Merino faces a possible seven year prison sentence, due to the plea bargain he’ll probably just be placed on probation.

This fine gentleman here is 63-year-old Obie Robinson.

Doesn’t he look sad?

Obie Robinson is a grandfather.

Like most grandfathers, Obie Robinson will do just about anything for his grandchildren.

On the 13th of May, 2008, Obie Robinson got a call from his 19-year-old granddaughter. She needed a ride to visit her boyfriend, who lived a few towns over.

Good ol’ Obie Robinson told the dear girl that he’d be right over to pick her up.

We here at People You’ll See In Hell love e-mail. We get so much of it, and so much of it is…well…like this:

Hello,

Correctional officers deal with scum on a daily basis, much more so than cops do.

Cops arrest the scum and drop it off at the local jail, where they don’t have to deal with that particular scum any further and can go out searching for new scum.

Correctional officers deal with that scum day in and day out until they’re sentenced and taken to prison. Then prison guards have to deal with that scum for long, long, long periods of time - unless the scum is a baby-raping child molester, in which case he’ll usually get out in 5 years or less.

Dane Abdool, the killer with the learning disability, has been sentenced to death.

After being recommended 10-2 for the death penalty by the jury who found him guilty back in February, on the 12th of May, 2008, Dane Abdool was sentenced by Orange Circuit Court Judge Lisa Munyon to eventually die by lethal injection.

He will not be set on fire.

According to the Department of Corrections, Dane Abdool will be one of the youngest inmates on death row.

That’s so sad.

I think I’m tearing up.

Wait…wait…nope. Never mind.